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EPISODE 9 "Andy Can Suck My Titties" (Luna)

DAY 25Edit

Woah what a tribal. I dead set began to believe Alex had an idol until he told me he knows his going. Thank goodness. If he had a real idol would of been see ya chelle. Phewwwww

–Chelle



So, next challenge is on. And I will start at :00 so I can see when I need to post etc. I need to win this. Or Alex V. This auction part looks fun as well. So yeah, if I win immunity Alex V will play his idol. If he wins, I play my idol. But seriously, one of us.... NEEDS IMMUNITY!!!!!!!

–Luna



DHIHFAUSDGUAGSDUIASUIsvui fuck this challenge, like, i do my fucking best to keep awake and to do this challenge. I even put an alarm. And then, I post even 5 seconds later and this shit wikia buggs the fuck out of my laptop and then it says '2:29'. LIKE BULLSHIT, i posted on :30. I SAW 30. W@$&%$@%@. I need to rant because I needed this immunity. If I won this challenge, I would've been freaking safe bc Alex V flopped and I was in the lead. Now I have 0% challenge to win. Goodbye lead. Shit, shit, shit crap ugh. Now I got to play my idol bc I won't go. I hate everyone. Seriously, I really hate everyone in this fucking game. I don't wanna waste my idol and I don't wanna get voted out ONCE AGAIN with an idol in my pocket. this immunity was everything or not. UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

–Luna



Wait... WAIT. If I finish, I will have more points than Andy. Andy never had to redo the challenge. I had to. So the hooked fish I got before my second fishing will be added! So the fact I had to do it once again was in my own favor. LOL!!!!!! So now, I have to play this smart. I will wait every 20/30 seconds to post so I 100% know I posted in time.

–Luna



Only three more times to post. I'm in the lead because Alex V dropped out. I got around 9 more fishes than Andy. I will make the last hook 10 minutes or even 5 minutes before deadline. If I post on the right time without struggle and drama, I might win this challenge omg. And I NEED to win this challenge...

–Luna



Or Alex V is still in... ugh, let me have this one

–Luna



I'm fucking screaming

because Luna told me she found the idol

–Alex V.



One post left... and that one is like 10 minutes before the deadline. If I get that one right, I have probably the biggest amount of fishes and I can buy myself an immunity necklace at the auction tonight. Hopefully nothing sketchy happens. This victory is mine bitches.

–Luna



I'm screaming. I freaking did it. The fights, frustration and being almost passed out was worth the win tbh. Because now, I have immunity and I can bid on the mystery items. So this is what I'm going to do. Alex T has 71 fishes. I will bid 72 fishes on the immunity so I have it. Then my 59 other fishes will be spread over the mystery items. If I have some luck, I get good items. But I pray I don't have the dark pearl if it's there. I really don't want that one again. And manga makeover is ok as long as it'll be a cute mangater lol. You gotta take risks, right? As long as I have immunity I'm fine.

–Luna



Well surprise luna messaged me. She apologized and i did feel bad and was happy we sorted it out

Still a threat tho sweetie. Love ya but you gotta go. Have a new alliance formed with Jordan Andy Charlie and Stephen f5 hopefully!! Charlie i don't know to well, i honestly think Jordan is close to luna but i trust Andy and Stephen with my life!! . ...... ...............

–Chelle



I got votes for the first time last night and honestly I'm kind of glad. I was expecting to get a lot more votes, so only seeing my name come up three times was a relief. Now I've just gotta keep building bonds with people to make sure I don't get any more.

–Alex T.



I want Alex V gone. He's been super shady for a long time. I've never trusted him, and every convo we have is shallow and meaningless.

–Jordan



So atm I'm reflecting on my past Malakal season and where it all went wrong. It was because I was too overbearing, being too strong in challenges and trying to make strategic things happen. I need to dumb myself down and try to appear weak and just like a boring idiot. No effort is not usually in my nature but I can't make the same mistakes. I know people somehow already see me as smart which is confusing. I'm hoping I can hide behind some bigger players for the meantime. In terms of moves, Alex T. approached me about potentially using Alex V. and Luna as votes. Now, I don't doubt that they'd be good allies but I also don't trust them not to flip on us the first chance they get. Sometimes it's better not to give people wiggle room like that. I feel like if I were to take out someone rn it would be Jordan, just because his touchy subjects answers shows he has a preconceived idea of how good I am as a player. Andy is also someone I'm watching. He's really dangerous and could win this whole thing. In an ideal world I would get to the end with Chelle and Stephen because everyone else is just threatening in their own ways. It's just how do I get there? I might have to follow along with that group of 4 (Andy, Jordan, Chelle and Stephen) even though I'm probably on the bottom. It sounds crazy, but I think i can convince Stephen that Andy and Jordan are big threats. I may be thinking way too far ahead but potentially we're only 6 votes away from ftc, and I've gotta start thinking ahead. I just keep telling myself to shut up and make them think you're an idiot who will follow whatever they say. I hope this works.

–Charlie



DAY 26Edit

People think I'm stupid? Alex T messages me with 'you shouldn't go for immunity, go for double vote'. Uhm what did you just say to me bitch? No way I'm gonna give up this immunity. Like I said, this one is mine, so shut tf up. Alex V wants me to say to everyone I am not going for immunity. And then they see I did and they're all pissed at me again. All he thinks about is how more people vote him how better bc of his idol he will play. Andy told me that if I told him on which items I would bid, he would bid on the others. I can't wait to see if he lied or not. I just wanna have this immunity for 100% and I think I might just bid on double vote and challenge advantage. I have like 55 fishes left if I bid 73. (1 more than the second placer Andy). I bid 23 on the double vote and 22 on the challenge advantage. Andy, Alex V, Alex T and Jino all told me they are going for mystery so I should have all those three items if everything goes how I want. And if Andy, Alex T or Jino lied to me, they will feel my revenge.

–Luna



I know I'm in a crappy spot. Luna put me here. If they didn't target Andy last tribal, I could have brought Andy and chelle into my alliance and we could have targeted Alex T this time. But nope. They screwed that up by not trusting me.

–Jordan



I won the challenge!!! I'm so glad and excited that I managed to do this. I also got the double vote and the advantage for the next immunity challenge. I'm going all in, in those challenges. My target for this round is still Chelle. She has control on too many people. She knows how to use boys and I can't let her go to the final tribal council once again. She barely talks to me, she never tries to bond with me so I'm like; see ya. Alex V is on the block pretty much. People will vote him most likely. So he will use his idol and we will send Chelle's butt to ponderosa hopefully.

–Luna



This vote is really odd because it's the first time there has actually been a really obvious target. The past two votes have been really messy and it really looks like things are calming down. That sucks for me because it means I'm settled on the outsof every big alliance. I'm not ok with that so I'm gonna try my best to keep things crazy

–Alex T.



So I'm forced to play my typical floater game that I did in BB7. Right now, I'm an ideal person to take to the end. I betrayed multiple people, a lot of people don't like me, consider me worthless, etc. I'm gonna play up that card.

–Jordan



So I just made up a chat with Alex V, Alex T, Jordan, Jino and myself. I stated we had to stick together and all the shit and Alex V is like not happy with it. Dude, by the attitude you have and you sitting there and being moody all the time... it won't work out for you. I need allies, I need people to work with. And Alex V is not going to dig a hole for himself and me. I love Alex V and honestly he's my favorite person in this tribe but his gameplay is going from great and fun to bad and annoying.

–Luna



I am just so over everyone pretending that I am a fucking idiot who doesn't know shit about what's going on in the game when they all don't even care about handing the game to a fucking mass alliance, like bitch? You can't even hold half a conversation with me about the game and act like I am the bad liar, I'm serving you straight truth tea henny, but y'all can't handle it so you have to bitch and complain

–Alex V.



I'm also gonna go up to the different sides among the 7 and figure out what their game plan is. Because it can't be as straightforward as voting out Alex V, then Luna, then Stephen, then me, and going to 5. That's not gonna happen. They're gonna break and I'll be there when they do.

–Jordan



Uuuuughhhhh Andy can suck my titties. Like, wth dude. I have had a two hour conversation with Andy about Sri Lanka, Amber, our games and all and I really had the feeling we bonded. So I was like, why don't be honest about the vote? Well, I haven't even finished my next message and Chelle messages me with 'Thanks Luna this and that'. Andy, what the fuck are you doing? Stirr things up against me? If you want drama, you can have it because the plan rn is Jino, Jordan, Alex T and myself are voting Chelle. Alex V is voting Andy. So like in case of a tie, Andy goes (if an idol gets played on Chelle). The thing is, Andy has to keep his big mouth shut. The fact he's going to Chelle and say I am going to vote her PROVES that they are tight as hell. They need to get split up. I prefer Chelle because she also has Stephen under her spell. But Andy fucked himself right now. And if anyone else tries to fuck with me this vote, bitch mood is on once again because I'm getting tired of all the snakes and rats.

–Luna



I abstained from the challenge because I'm hella busy from work. They had me come in two extra days this week and im dying. But I'm safe regardless. Luna will win, and we'll vote Alex v out

–Jordan



i really dont have the energy to play a game that involves vivor luna and malik. i feel bad because me and luna went in with high hopes on this game but she cant get past herself to play a smart game..........time to go fishing, im tired of cutting bait.

–Stephen



So people are going to flip once again? Fun, well you know, now they got it. Now I won't sit back anymore. I'm going to bitch out everyone from now who is going against me. I am so annoyed that everyone is lying, backstabbing and ratting. They can all jump in my buty

–Luna



That awkward moment when you accidentally get your closest ally blamed for your actions and get him kicked out of an alliance while you are still sitting pretty. Can't wait to see how this turns out

–Alex T.



So I'm pretty pleased that the group with Chelle, Andy and Stephen was finally formed. That's an ideal final 4 for me. Alex V. is being problematic as usual. I don't think I'd be the victim of an idol play but ya never know. I just hope Alex V. goes because he's making everyone's second chance miserable.

–Charlie



This is just for the sake of Alex V. and Chelle having an idol but trust me it's really getting crucial at this point and I really don't want to write your name down cause you are one of the few that I can trust in this game. Really sorry.

–Jino



I guess since everyone is a shook puss puss, I have to take my fate into my own hands... Jino is a snake, Kyle was right! He told people this tribal that he would vote Chelle and then ratted it out to her and I'm not gonna be the only one who's going to tell you this, don't trust him.

–Alex V.



THE FACT EVERYONE OF THE FINAL NINE IS ONLINE BUT NO ONE IS RESPONDING MY MESSAGES DOESNT MAKE ME SUSPICIOUS AND NERVOUS AT ALL!!!!!!

–Luna



DAY 27Edit

I wish things could have been different....i dont know how things will turn out this round but fingers crossed

–Stephen



Dramaaaaaa because someone is lying about voting Stephen. Everyone except Alex T says they voted Alex V. But there were two votes for Stephen. So now Stephen wants to know what's up. Jino has been throwing Jordan under the bus by saying it was him who voted Stephen. But in fact, he is only doing that to clear his name. So now I'm talking with each one of them in private. This is so much fun lol.

–Luna



Alex V just played MY fake idol.......... looooool idk if I have to be happy or not but one thing is sure; I'm all alone rn. It feels kinda funky bc my two allies got voted out but I still have the immunity advantage, double vote and and and and the idol ofc

–Luna


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